eye.pod.
What does a white business man with a suit and tie that works in some stuffy puffy office in the embarcadero have in commen with a mom that lives in hayward and works as an in home nurse ?
Anytakes?? Anyone......
The answer is they both have an ipod. If you guessed that right give yourself a tap on the back.
veery good kids!! :D
You know what is weird about Ipods..how everybody has them. Like, people that you couldnt even imagine they even know how to use a computer. I don't understand.And when you walk through the powell station, you see that creepy advertisment of the shadow dancing holding a white ipod. It's like some sort of cult. What is a pod person? In movies they show on the si-fi channel, its suppoed to be an alien. Hold on, let me get the facts, a pod person is an alien? This thing is called an Ipod. Everyone buys them because with their eyes they see the advertisments everywhere, and their brain tells them they need it.
Not to spiffy, eh?
My theory is that Ipod(s) are this thing which came from another planet to take over the human race. Everyone thinks the world will be destroyed from bombs and shit. No. It will be these things that took over our minds. i'm not saying its turning the humans into pod persons (even though that is kind of what im saying) What I mean is it will destroy us by turning us into mindless idiots. Well, since half the people that own them are already idiots, it's job is done.
We will become this race of wastless goodfornothings.
Do I own an Ipod you ask?
No.
Will i ever want one?
No.
I'm a music fan, but like my girlfriend says..I much rather spend 2-300 bucks on cds.
Now, if you have an ipod and feel offended by what i said...Don't. It wasnt directed towards you, I promise ; )
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